I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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bornblunted:

if i stop smoking a bowl to reply to your text, i really fucking like you

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absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

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Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care. — (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)

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flowerteen:

i am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single

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hollyrobsonx:

Joining this family 👼

hollyrobsonx:

Joining this family 👼

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com-pulsion:

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.

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how could you not reblog this i mean really

how could you not reblog this i mean really

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